what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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