Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

I don't get it

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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