- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

knock,knock you suck

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

your mum

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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