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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

my gramma died

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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