There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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aodhan hearty

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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