Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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PENIS lol

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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