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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

I read the terms of service.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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