Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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