Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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call me maybe.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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