On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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This is an anti-joke.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Anti Joke

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