- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Your mother is average.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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