- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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