In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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I hate blackniggers

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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