Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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