- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??