I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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France had one revolution

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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