- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A baby seal walks into a club.

You had better thumbs up this post.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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