How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What's the new green? Green

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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