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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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