Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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hi charles lattuca III

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

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