- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why? Why not?

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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