- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

your no better than a cockroach

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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