- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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