- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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