- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

guess what>? your mum lol

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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