- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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