How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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FUCK YOU

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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