Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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