- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

My Nan, that is all.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Knock Knock Who did that?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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