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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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