How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

thumb_up thumb_down -28

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

thumb_up thumb_down -30

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops