- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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