Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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learn. advance!

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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stinky boner

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

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