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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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