- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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