What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Whats green? The color green.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

A man walked into a bar owch

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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