- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

I read the terms of service.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

call me maybe.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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