Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

I love you

white or wheat? wheat please.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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