- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

no really what are ur names?

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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