What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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