Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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