why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

angelo snyder is not ga

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

knock knock come in !

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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