How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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