- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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