Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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