what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's up? Your time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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