- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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