- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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