Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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gay pom...

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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