What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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