Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Justin beiber..

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

tim has no humor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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