What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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learn. advance!

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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