- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

why is this joke funny because your laughing

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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