How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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What is the difference?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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