- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

nolan is gay

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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