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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Asian women drivers...

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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