- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

404 Error: Joke not found

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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