- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

I love pissing people off :P

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

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