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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Knock knock, COME IN!

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.