What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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