- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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