- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Obama lin Baden.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

123 f*ck off

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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