- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

how do you call someone? use a phone

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