Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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I walk into a bar...

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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