- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Good job, son.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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