What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

oh hey.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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