- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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