- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

were at work systems r down

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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