- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

yolo your orange looks orange

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What is white and long? A New York winter

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Can anyone Lenin money?

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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