What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

What happened to the twins? 9/11

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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