what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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So there's this girl who really wanted red socks. She goes to the store, socks are $2. Well, that sucks, she thinks. I only have $1. So she goes home and asks her mom for a buck. Sure, the mom replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my vacuum cleaner. So the girl fixes the vacuum cleaner, mom giver her the buck. The girl goes to the store, but wait. Socks are $3 now. Girl goes home, asks her dad for a buck. Sure, the dad replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my car. Girl fixes car, dad gives het a buck. Girls goes to store.Well damn, the socks are $4 now. She goes home and asks her brother for a buck. Sure, her brother replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my computer. Girl fixes computer, brother giver her a buck. Girl goes to store and FINALLY buys the socks. She comes home. Mother dead. Vacuum cleaner exploded. For 1 month the girl mourns her mom. Finally she can wear her socks. Ah crap, car accident. After 1 month mourning her dad she can finally wear the socks. Well, turns out she can't. Brother dead cause of exploded computer. After yet another month of mourning, she can FINALLY wear her red socks. So she does. Suddenly the doorbell rings. The girl opens the door and there's a polar bear standing in front of her. What did the polar bear say? WELL NOTHING, BECAUSE POLAR BEARS CANNOT TALK!!!

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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