- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Equal rights!

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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