- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why? Why not?

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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