- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Sir, your wife is dead

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

If you're happy and you know it get a life

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