- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Heskey time.

42

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

guess what>? your mum lol

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

brock has small hands for a small job

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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