- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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