How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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knock knock go away!!!

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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You having friends.

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