- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

fish fishy caoimhin

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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