what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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