- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

PENIS lol

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What is black and has no education A tire.

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