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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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