Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

hi

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Tucker Rivera

Sarah Palin.

A man died.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Anti Joke

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