- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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