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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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