- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Cheese

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

BIG PENIS

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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