- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Your sex life.

A American seeking into mexico

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

whats brown and sticky a stick

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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