- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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