Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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BIG MAC'S

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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