- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

I have a really funny joke.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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