What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

You know what's funny? Rape

Caolan and Eamon

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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