- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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