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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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