- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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