- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Knock knock. Its open.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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