Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

800 people died last year. end of story

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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