What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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