- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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