why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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men, men like men= men+bed

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