This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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