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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Robin, get in the car!

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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lets bomb africa

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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