What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Neither did she.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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