What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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