- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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