Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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