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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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