Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why? Because.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Skinny people fart less.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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