Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

that wall over there ->

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Racial equality.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

NEVER

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

vitamin c

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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