- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Obama = ebola

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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