whats up with that? i'm from jersy

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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