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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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