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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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