- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

I'm tired.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Women's Rights Movement

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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