- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

13 =B you just learned something

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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