Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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