- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Ain't idn't a word.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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