- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Male leadership.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Pickles are moist.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Tilt your screen back .

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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