Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Shltskc gw? G

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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