- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Feminism

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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