This would be racist to black people if they could read.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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