- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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