- Anti Joke

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What fires shots? A gun

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.