You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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