A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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