Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

women rights

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

We found a cure for cancer. Death

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What are annoying? Ads.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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