- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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