Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

what came first the chicken or the chips

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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