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Fine, ladies first.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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hi

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Women's Soccer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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