- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

how do you win a game try your best

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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