- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

the lemon was sweet.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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