A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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eat a hot dog

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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gingers

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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