- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

matt is fat

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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