Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

homosexual rights to marriage

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

PENIS lol

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