What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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