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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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