Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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WNBA

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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