- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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